*BREAKING MEWS: local cat mints coin, refuses comment*chart knocked off the table — found higher*nap scheduled. moon after.*CA: [PASTE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE]*dogs reportedly "still good boys" — cat unavailable for comment*red dot spotted near resistance level

A Pump.fun Production — Solana

CATE COMICS

#1 — THE COIN THAT PURRS10¢ (nice try — see chart)

Pets given: 0

“I allowed this.”

She doesn't chase pumps. Pumps chase her.

You are not buying a coin. You are being adopted by one.

GET $CATE (PUMP.FUN) WATCH HER CHART

THE SHELF

Click an item. She will handle the rest. She always does.
A vase
"MY PORTFOLIO" chart
Tiny dog trophy
"your hopes" (jar)

Things knocked off: 0

ORIGIN STORY

Legends say a cat once sat on a pile of gold, closed her eyes, and smiled.

Panel 1: The Sitting

The gold, honored, minted itself in her image: laurels, stars, paw prints — CATE COIN.
The CATE COIN, freshly minted in her image

Panel 2: The Minting

She did not ask for a token. She simply allowed it to exist.

Panel 3: The Allowing

DOGS FETCH MARKETS. CATS OWN THEM.

CATS vs DOG COINS

  • Loyaltydogs
  • Ownershipcats
  • Fetches the dipdogs
  • Causes the dip, walks awaycats

Final score: cats ∞ — dogs 0 (they're still good boys)

The cat is stretching before the hunt...
Warming up the cardboard laboratory...

THE MASTER PLAN

Written by the cat. In crayon. Do not question it.

  1. PHASE 1

    Nap.

    Foundational. Non-negotiable.

  2. PHASE 2

    Knock the chart upward.

    Off the table. Onto the moon.

  3. PHASE 3

    3AM zoomies (trending).

    Maximum velocity. Zero explanation.

  4. PHASE 4

    World domination.

    The world is just a big shelf.

  5. PHASE 5

    Nap (extended).

    She has earned this.

  6. "Plans are for dogs. This is a decree." — the cat

THE LITTER-ALLY IMPORTANT NUMBERS

Utility: memes, chaos, emotional support, shelf clearance.

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

One for every nap she plans to take.

TAX

0/0

The cat pays taxes to no one.

LP

Burned

Knocked into the fire. On purpose.

LAUNCH

FAIR

Fair launch on Pump.fun. She watched.

CLOWDER TIERS

  • STRAY

    May look at the chart from a distance.

  • LAP CAT

    Granted one (1) sunbeam.

  • CHONK

    Gravity respects you now.

  • ABSOLUTE UNIT

    May occupy the entire keyboard.

HOW TO ADOPT

You are not buying a coin. You are being adopted by one.
  1. 1

    Install Phantom

    A wallet. Like a collar, but for money.

  2. 2

    Fill the bowl with SOL

    The bowl must never be empty. She checks.

  3. 3

    Open the box — Pump.fun

    Every box must be opened. It is the law.

  4. 4

    Swap for $CATE

    Paste the collar tag (CA). Pounce confirm.

  5. 5

    Do not sell.

    She remembers.

  6. ADOPTION CHECKLIST

THE SCRATCHBOOK

Field evidence: cats trading memecoins with a dog. Documented.

THE CLOWDER

A group of cats is a clowder. A group of holders is a family. Same thing.

push

X / TWITTER

Where she posts. Once a year.

push

PUMP.FUN

The box she was minted in.

push

DEXSCREENER

Watch the chart she owns.

No group chat. The cat replies to no one.

0

Things knocked off

∞

Naps completed

0

Mice caught (your high score)

0

Dogs impressed

(Numbers are live from The Shelf and the Pounce Arcade. The dogs one is permanent.)